Scene when Jimmy has dinner over at Sydney's
Jimmy: *gets up from the table, but trips and falls*
*everyone laughs*
Dustin: Nice fall man
Jimmy: *pshh* i didn't fall..I..I attacked the floor.
Sydney: Attacking floors are illegal
Jimmy: Well then, let's sue gravity..
Sydney: But gravity didn't make you fall. You fell because you tripped on that chair.
Jimmy: it's all gravity's fault!
Dustin: Dude, gravity is not your thing.
Jimmy: don't remind me.
*everyone laughs*
Dustin: Nice fall man
Jimmy: *pshh* i didn't fall..I..I attacked the floor.
Sydney: Attacking floors are illegal
Jimmy: Well then, let's sue gravity..
Sydney: But gravity didn't make you fall. You fell because you tripped on that chair.
Jimmy: it's all gravity's fault!
Dustin: Dude, gravity is not your thing.
Jimmy: don't remind me.
Scene when Dustin and Sydney are watching tv
Dustin: Gotta go shit
Sydney: Don't say poop in slang!
Dustin: You say it!
Sydney: Only when i need to..
Dustn: Well i need to go shit!
Sydney: ok..have fun
Dustin: I'll try my best
Sydney: Don't say poop in slang!
Dustin: You say it!
Sydney: Only when i need to..
Dustn: Well i need to go shit!
Sydney: ok..have fun
Dustin: I'll try my best
Scene when Jimmy asks out Sydney
Jimmy: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Sydney: Because i'm not allowed to have a boyfriend yet.
*silent*
Sydney: Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Jimmy: Because you're not allowed to have a boyfriend yet.
Sydney: Because i'm not allowed to have a boyfriend yet.
*silent*
Sydney: Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Jimmy: Because you're not allowed to have a boyfriend yet.
Scene when Dustin takes Sydney's love note
(Sydney reads her note from Jimmy)
*Dustin walks into her room and sees Sydney reading the note*
*he runs over to her and takes the note away from her and tries to read it*
Sydney: No!! Give it back Dustin!
*tries to get the note back from him*
Dustin: ooooo a love note from Jimmy..
Sydney: Dustin!!
*keeps trying to get the note back*
*tackles Dustin and they land on the bed*
*Sydney rolls on top of him*
Dustin: *tries to get the note away from her*
Sydney: Give it, Dustin!
*tries to grab the note*
Dustin: (screams like a girl)
R-A-P-E, get your hands off of me!!!
Sydney: then give me the freaking note!!
Dustin: Stop raping me!
Sydney: I’m not raping you!
Dustin: Yes you are! You’re on top of me! You’re touching me! And you’re on top of me!!
(Connor walks into the room and stares at them awkwardly)
(Dustin and Sydney stare back at him and are silent)
(Connor walks back out without a word and shuts the door)
Dustin: *Pushes Sydney off *
Sydney: *falls off him*
Oww! Dustin!!!
Dustin: *gets up*
Sydney: *chases him*
Dustin: *Puts the note in his pants*
Sydney: (gasps) Gross! Dustin! Give it back!
Dustin: ha-ha- No!
Sydney: *crosses arms*
Why do you even want it?
Dustin: So I can see what “Jimmy-poo” has to say to “Sydney-bear”
Sydney: (opens mouth wide)
Dustin: In other words…I just wanna embarrass you.
Sydney: *makes a cute sad face*
Dustin: Stop!! *covers eyes*
Sydney: *sniffs- still making the face*
Dustin: *moves his hands and looks*
Ugh! *takes the note out from his pants and hands it back to her*
Sydney: *takes it*
Yay! Thanks Dustie..
Dustin: I hate cuteness *walks out the room*
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*Dustin walks into her room and sees Sydney reading the note*
*he runs over to her and takes the note away from her and tries to read it*
Sydney: No!! Give it back Dustin!
*tries to get the note back from him*
Dustin: ooooo a love note from Jimmy..
Sydney: Dustin!!
*keeps trying to get the note back*
*tackles Dustin and they land on the bed*
*Sydney rolls on top of him*
Dustin: *tries to get the note away from her*
Sydney: Give it, Dustin!
*tries to grab the note*
Dustin: (screams like a girl)
R-A-P-E, get your hands off of me!!!
Sydney: then give me the freaking note!!
Dustin: Stop raping me!
Sydney: I’m not raping you!
Dustin: Yes you are! You’re on top of me! You’re touching me! And you’re on top of me!!
(Connor walks into the room and stares at them awkwardly)
(Dustin and Sydney stare back at him and are silent)
(Connor walks back out without a word and shuts the door)
Dustin: *Pushes Sydney off *
Sydney: *falls off him*
Oww! Dustin!!!
Dustin: *gets up*
Sydney: *chases him*
Dustin: *Puts the note in his pants*
Sydney: (gasps) Gross! Dustin! Give it back!
Dustin: ha-ha- No!
Sydney: *crosses arms*
Why do you even want it?
Dustin: So I can see what “Jimmy-poo” has to say to “Sydney-bear”
Sydney: (opens mouth wide)
Dustin: In other words…I just wanna embarrass you.
Sydney: *makes a cute sad face*
Dustin: Stop!! *covers eyes*
Sydney: *sniffs- still making the face*
Dustin: *moves his hands and looks*
Ugh! *takes the note out from his pants and hands it back to her*
Sydney: *takes it*
Yay! Thanks Dustie..
Dustin: I hate cuteness *walks out the room*
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Scene when Dustin and Connor pulls a prank on Sydney
(Dustin and Connor are at the laundry room and Connor is recording everything. Dustin's wearing black pants and shirt and is holding a mask)
Dustin: Connor turn the camera on.
Connor: It's on.
Dustin: oh. Well hello everybody. My name is Dustin and that's Connor
*Connor turns the camera to his face and back to Dustin*
Dustin: We're about to pull a prank on my strange and odd sister, Sydney. Our mom just told her to do the laundry, so... i'm gonna put on this mask and climb inside the dryer. When she opens the dryer, i'll come out at her and scare her to bacon bits! Yes! And Connor will be recording the whole thing, from that corner. I bet she'll pee her pants.
Connor: or poop.
Dustin: Yes Connor. Yes.
Connor: I hear her!
Dustin: Shit! *puts on the mask* Connor go to the corner!
Connor: Kay!
Dustin: *laughs* haha, connor go to the corner.
(Dustin quickly goes inside the dryer)
*says in british accent*--> Connor, go to the corner!!
(Connor runs to the corner)
Connor: Shut up! She's coming!
Dustin: this is gonna be good. *closes the dryer*
Dustin: Connor turn the camera on.
Connor: It's on.
Dustin: oh. Well hello everybody. My name is Dustin and that's Connor
*Connor turns the camera to his face and back to Dustin*
Dustin: We're about to pull a prank on my strange and odd sister, Sydney. Our mom just told her to do the laundry, so... i'm gonna put on this mask and climb inside the dryer. When she opens the dryer, i'll come out at her and scare her to bacon bits! Yes! And Connor will be recording the whole thing, from that corner. I bet she'll pee her pants.
Connor: or poop.
Dustin: Yes Connor. Yes.
Connor: I hear her!
Dustin: Shit! *puts on the mask* Connor go to the corner!
Connor: Kay!
Dustin: *laughs* haha, connor go to the corner.
(Dustin quickly goes inside the dryer)
*says in british accent*--> Connor, go to the corner!!
(Connor runs to the corner)
Connor: Shut up! She's coming!
Dustin: this is gonna be good. *closes the dryer*
Don't you just love my bracelet?
Sydney
Don’t you just love my bracelet? Jimmy gave it to me.
Dustin
Yeah it’s pretty neat.
Connor
It’s nice.
Dustin
Yeah, cause it’s not messy or mean!
(Connor and Dustin start laughing.)
Connor
Hey, it’s… tight!
Dustin
No, not at all is it loose!
(Connor and Dustin laugh again.)
Sydney
You guys are weird and odd.
(Connor and Dustin laugh louder.)
Connor/Dustin
Cause we’re not even!
Sydney
Oh my god. You know what, I’m gonna get away from you guys.
Don’t you just love my bracelet? Jimmy gave it to me.
Dustin
Yeah it’s pretty neat.
Connor
It’s nice.
Dustin
Yeah, cause it’s not messy or mean!
(Connor and Dustin start laughing.)
Connor
Hey, it’s… tight!
Dustin
No, not at all is it loose!
(Connor and Dustin laugh again.)
Sydney
You guys are weird and odd.
(Connor and Dustin laugh louder.)
Connor/Dustin
Cause we’re not even!
Sydney
Oh my god. You know what, I’m gonna get away from you guys.